Maybe Pixar refuses to make a sequel because they know they’ll never top this
do you ever have those moments where you’re catching your friend up on a series and they make a random guess on something that’s going to happen and it’s actually 100% right and you just sit there like
"MUST NOT LET THEM KNOW"
do you ever start watching a show because your friend peer pressured you into it because it’s great and make a random guess at something and they make the face
"OH MY GOD NO I WAS RIGHT I JUST SPOILED MYSELF"
'girlfriend' by avril lavigne came out seven years ago
i don’t like your fun fact
I think you need to stop that
today this girl asked me if we were hiring and we are but i told her we weren’t because right now im the prettiest girl that works here and if she got hired i wouldn’t be anymore
this is just a few what I have seen lately
I’M A GUMMY BEAR, YES I’M A GUMMY BEAR, I’M A YUMMY TUMMY LUCKY FUNNY GUMMY BEAR.
oh hell no
*eye twitches* i hate my mind. My mind will auto-correct words in my mind, so when i read them, i fucking don’t see the mistake until i reread it three times.
first u get calcium powder all over urself at breakfast n’ now u think ur a squirrel what the heck
A 13-year-old Girl Scout in San Francisco recently set up shop outside a marijuana clinic and sold 117 boxes of Girl Scout cookies within two hours. The cookies were such a big hit, she’s been invited back.
[boss ass bitch plays in the distance]